PART I

UGH! Didn’t Charlie Brown say that …I like Charlie Brown. He may just be the best metaphor we have for the human race. A child possessed of endless determination and hope, but who is ultimately dominated by his insecurities. What was I saying…Oh yeah…UGH! It’s the morning of the ‘When Push Comes to Shuv’ premiere! Racing thoughts as soon as I wake…REM style…Wish I could have gotten some sleep…Why..O why did I dance In FRONT of the camera? What am I gonna do today? Wonder what shes up to? Take it in stride. Look outside. It’s a Beautiful day…A bit hot for my Irish pasty taste, but beautiful none the less. Wait… I confused my skin color with my personal preferences…You’ll have to excuse me, waking up takes a while.

It is that late already? Can’t waste a day..gotta think of something…What was I talking to Geo about…Oh yeah…Hanging Up Posters! Video Hype-What, What! An epic crew video calls for an epic poster, and Billa was looking pretty epic in the sweet Photoshop job by Nick. Are you not entertained? ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED? OK…OK…Tyler Durden-esk Ray Bans, Check, Sandals, Check… Bottles of Water, Check…Keys and I’m out…

“Glossy or Regular print…How much is the Glossy print?”

Wonder whos skating window ledges..ohh.. just some randies.. This is gonna so funny when they show up and see the epic-ness of the posters. Putting up the posters around poles is better casue they’ll be harder to get down… Do, Da, Do Do Doooo… “Hey Stiffler..yup I’m the culprit putting them up…lol…You gonna be there…whats ur name man...alright man..gotta get home..cya you guys later.” “Peas…Really…sick right…gonna be tight…Cya tonight”

Fast forward to five past nine. It was supposed to start at nine and we haven’t even left for Boston. The calm before the storm has set in…why is it so alluring to me? No time to think and all that...In fact, I must try erase thinking for the night…Crack open a Sammy… Drinking and driving is bad…MADD would be so pissed off right now…Screw those right wing righteous hypocrites…Ugh! I hate to see myself silver screened especially in front of everyone. Wonder if shes going? Whats that sound? Its gotta be the eclipse...you can hear that green goblin from miles away…

“No excuses Deeds just take a piss and hurry up.” Good Grief…Hes already toasted...How much does Deeds drink on that lush of a cruise? A couple angry calls from Geo and…WHAT! The original Coliseum guys are there …Place equal portions of dread and excitement here… The director, skaters and filmer of one of the best skate videos of all time is at the premiere…Red light…gun it…Run..LOL...Look check out all the pretty posters of Billa...All in a day's work...Wipe the sweat from your brow…Sip your beer…Ascend the staircase apprehensively… Oh so apprehensively…Hear the murmuring of a large crowd…Good grief…

Next week I’ll try and have Part II up If you like…Anyways, I thought it would be a nice touch to end this edition with a quote from our boys in Scotland… the so aptly named “Precious Male” a.k.a. Stuart Murdoch from Bella and Sebastian… “Colour my life with the chaos of trouble-Cause anything's better than posh isolation.” Good motto to live by…By the way…Es game of Skate this Sunday at China Courts…should be fun …But ahhh, that’s it for me fellars. God willing I’ll skate with you soon…Cheers